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¿Cuál es el mejor comentario en el código fuente que has encontrado?

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¿Cuál es el mejor comentario en el código fuente que has encontrado?

Answer 1

//Code sanitized to protect the foolish.
using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Text;
using System.Reflection;
using System.Web.UI;
namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
/// <summary>
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
/// </summary>
/// <remarks>
/// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
/// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
/// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
/// </remarks>
public abstract class RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl
{
protected abstract Pager Pager { get; }
public void BindCompany(int companyId) { }
public RichardIsAFuckingIdiotControl()
{
MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity();
}
private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStupidity()
{
// Make sure nobody is actually using that fucking bindcompany method
MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly |
BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic);
if (m != null)
{
throw new RichardIsAFuckingIdiotException("No!! Don''t use the fucking BindCompany method!!!");
}
// P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is fucking serious
}
/// <summary>
/// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything
/// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load
/// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves
/// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "fuckin''
/// gnarly, dude."
/// </summary>
protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()
{
return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey;
}
protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
{
if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb())
{
Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete);
Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
}
base.OnLoad(e);
}
protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();
void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();
}
// the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members
public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; }
public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; }
public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId);
public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; }
public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl()
{
return null;
}
}
}

Actualización: El autor original del código se ha hecho público, por lo que debo dar crédito cuando sea necesario. Dan McKinley dejó la compañía con la que estuve poco después de comenzar, y él habla más sobre el código, explicando algunos antecedentes y algunos más "WTF''s" que escribió ''Richard''.

Answer 2

Desde: https://github.com/zepouet/Xee-xCode-4.5/blob/master/XeePhotoshopLoader.m#L108

// At this point, I''d like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD
// format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it
// such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD
// is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my
// hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion
// of a million suns.
//
// If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in
// different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would
// think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for
// instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be
// aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in
// the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with
// the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either
// one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one.
// PSD, of course, uses all three, and more.
//
// Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the
// attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark
// attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the
// purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time
// imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of
// a file format.
//
// Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format.
// To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have
// them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing
// them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only
// imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely
// ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible
// enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have
// printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it
// within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch
// them on a spaceship directly into the sun.
//
// PSD is not my favourite file format.

Answer 3

Esto parece evitar que los imbéciles desordenen mi código ...

// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.

Answer 4

Habla mucho sobre nuestra profesión que cuando se nos pregunta sobre el "mejor comentario", todos respondemos con los peores comentarios que podemos encontrar ...

Answer 5

Sobre la mitad de un xslt de 30 páginas

<!-- Here be dragons -->

Answer 6

Soy particularmente culpable de esto, incorporando comentarios no constructivos, poesía de código y pequeños chistes en la mayoría de mis proyectos (aunque por lo general tengo el sentido suficiente para eliminar cualquier cosa directamente ofensiva antes de lanzar el código). Aquí hay uno que me gusta mucho, colocado lejos, muy abajo en un ''Objeto de Dios'' mal diseñado:

/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

¡¡¡¡LO SIENTO!!!! ¡Simplemente no pude evitarlo ...!

Y otra, que admito que en realidad no me he liberado, aunque estoy muy tentada de hacerlo en una de mis clases menos intuitivas:

//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to ''optimize'' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//

Answer 7

en un método de 2000 líneas completamente sin comentarios

{
{
while (.. ){
if (..){
}
for (.. ){
}
.... (just putting in the control flow here, imagine another few hundred ifs)
if(..) {
if(..) {
if(..) {
...
(another few hundred brackets)
}
}
} //endif

(De hecho, pude ver todos los paréntesis un día solo para ver qué tan mal estaba y, sin el formato, obtuve esto:

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El endif apareció alrededor de la línea 800)

Answer 8

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers

Answer 9

 #Christmas tree initializer
toConnect = []
toRead = [ ]
toWrite = [ ]
primes = [ ]
responses = {}
remaining = {}

Answer 10

/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to "optimize" the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

Answer 11

/* This is O(scary), but seems quick enough in practice. */

seguido de cuatro bucles forjados anidados

Answer 12

/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

Nunca confíe en un comentario ...

Answer 13

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

Answer 14

// I''m sorry.

Answer 15

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

Answer 16

// Magic. Do not touch.

Answer 17

// Replaces with spaces the braces in cases where braces in places cause stasis
$str = str_replace(array("/{","/}")," ",$str);

Answer 18

// drunk, fix later

Ojalá estuviera bromeando. Y conociendo al desarrollador que escribió el código, creo que lo dijo literalmente.

Answer 19

// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass

Answer 20

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

Answer 21

//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.

Answer 22

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

Answer 23

Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

Answer 24

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha

Answer 25

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...

Answer 26

long john; // silver

Answer 27

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

Answer 28

return 1; # returns 1

Answer 29

stop(); // Hammertime!

Answer 30

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}